SAME IDIOT / THE COMICA different tab will fix it. Probably.

A three-panel tragedy you can edit

New tab.
Same idiot.

I left memecoins to make responsible decisions. The decision followed me into every tab.

Make your ending ↓
The same tired, hand-drawn trader walks through three browser windows with the same red cursor following him
Evidence A / the tab changed

The three-tab confession

01 / Change the excuse. Keep the suspect.

Pick a route, rewrite any tab, then export a panel that sounds uncomfortably like you.

Three trading tabs, same bad decision An original cartoon trader moves from memes to stocks to perps while the same red impulse follows. MEMESSTOCKSPERPS "just one""safe now""i have a system" THE IDIOT CAME WITH ME.

Your edits stay in this browser. The remix link stores the words in its URL, not on our server. No wallet required to make a panel.

01 / THE THEORY

New tab.

Different chart. Different chat. Different reason this one is definitely different.

02 / THE EVIDENCE

Same cursor.

The little red arrow finds the same button, no matter what you call the plan.

03 / THE VERDICT

Same idiot.

Put your own excuse in the comic. Send the panel to the friend who said “just one more.”

Can a new tab save you?

Three decisions. No timer. No score pretending to know your wallet. Choose the excuse you would actually use; your route becomes a new comic.

LOADING CASE FILE...

    The browser remembers.

    “I changed everything except the guy clicking.”

    This is the whole universe: one unlucky cartoon trader, an unlimited supply of fresh tabs and exactly one persistent habit. If your version is funnier, make it.

    Remix the comic ↑
    The hand-drawn trader opens a browser tab and meets his own unimpressed reflection

    Your case files.

    Keep up to eight endings on this device. Reopen one, rewrite it, or export it. The archive lives only in your browser; clearing browser data erases it.